What you do on your time is your own business, so if you're looking for a companion, consider the Life Size Male Inflatable Body Form. This prop is the bare bones of a human body and will help you accomplish whatever you need to do. If it's playing pranks on people, then this item will be perfect to dress up in clothes and have around for fun and mean jokes. You can do something tame like have this body in your bed when your significant other wakes up or have it fall off the roof and scare the neighborhood into thinking someone's fallen off.
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